The day has come.
I will begin potty training in earnest.
I say potty training,
but what I mean is the battle of all battles!
The bladder against all that is cleanly!
The crazy-mommy making task to top all other tasks!
I don't have teenagers, but I imagine it's quite like this.
Struggling with a 2 year old brain,
trying to get them to see the wisdom of following mom and dad's advice.
I do what I want!!
You can't make me!
Please God, make this relatively painless.
Forget that! Make this quick!!
I feel my mind melting already and we are only 3 hours in.